Today, as what the title mentioned, I received my pending books from scholastic which I think I ordered since two months ago. This book title is "101 School Jokes". This is a pic of it.

















Therefore, I shall post some of the jokes here.

1) What does everyone do at school at the same time?

Grow older


2) Who's your best friend at school?

Princi-pal


3) Why did they bury the school bus?

The battery was dead, the pistons were shot and then the engine died


4) Pop: Max, how did you do on your history test?
Max: Not so good. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.


5) Dad: How were your test scores, Son?
Son: Underwater, Dad.
Dad: What do you mean, underwater?
Son: You know, below C level.


6) Teacher: Ted, if your father had ten dollars and you asked him for six dollars,
how many dollars would your father left?
Ted: Ten.
Teacher: You don't know your math.
Ted: You don't know my father.


7) Teacher: Name six animals of the Arctic region.
John: Three walruses and three polar bears.


8) What kind of test do kids find most painful?

A blood test


9) Teacher: Who was Karl Marx?
Gail: One of the Marx brothers.


10) Teacher: Edna, name two pronouns.
Edna: Who me?
Teacher: Right.

I shall post more when I have more time to do so coz I have limited time now.




P.S: You are suppose to laugh at every single jokes since it's a joke.HAHAHAHAHA.....